betafantrolls:

im a shitty rp partner tho

sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied

sometimes i reply 147 years later

my-flourish-and-blotts:

do-the-loki-pokie:

"That’s what people bippity-boppity-DO!" 

I have the artistic talent of a month old fetus, but I decided to use pixlr to have fun. My hand hurts. 

Hello hiatus my old friend

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

Send me a ♣ and I’ll generate an AU from this list and type up a starter.

ask-sky-lark:

loyalunseensilence:

ask-sky-lark:

beacons-lazy-professor-seta:

  1. Stripper AU
  2. Pokemon AU
  3. High School AU
  4. Harry Potter AU
  5. Medieval AU
  6. Pirate AU
  7. Supernatural AU
  8. Drug dealer AU
  9. Hospital AU
  10. Crime drama AU
  11. Horror AU
  12. Amnesia AU
  13. Roommates AU
  14. Teacher/Student AU
  15. Fugitive AU
  16. His Dark Materials AU
  17. Mafia AU
  18. Other AU
  19. Slave/Servant AU
  20. Colonial AU
  21. Mercenary/Hit-man AU
  22. Outlaws AU
  23. Zombie AU
  24. Fallout AU
  25. Arranged Marriage AU
  26. Coffee Shop AU
  27. Noir AU
  28. Forbidden Love AU (i.e: Royal/Peasant, Age gap, Socialistic Taboo)
  29. Demon/Angel AU

30. Titanfall AU

31. Half life Au

32. Reincarnation AU

33. Modern AU

34: Attack on Titan AU

35: Homestuck AU

36: Vampire AU:

37: demon/preist AU

38: Love potion AU

39: Priest AU

40: Military AU

41:Portal AU

42:Last of us AU

43:Cave man AU

44: New world AU (like  pilgrims)

45. Scott Pilgrim AU

(Source: ironheartedcervine)

chocodeedee:

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

unfollovving:

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

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shit

I have to see this for myself.

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Well then…